I should have taken Chris's suggestion and made a button to pin to my shirt that proclaimed "I'M NOT PREGNANT!" for all to know. Yes, today is parent teacher conferences and just like
last time, and the time before that, and the time before THAT, a so-kind parent asked that so-kind and so-appropriate question. (That was heavily sarcastic.)
"NO! I wish more than ANYTHING but NO!!!
And STOP ASKING!!!!!!!"